If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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