Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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