i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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