We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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