Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(602): View more from Arizona

but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".

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(815): View more from Illinois

Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.

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(817): View more from Texas

Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3

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(919): View more from North Carolina

what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

"bouncy castle"

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(727): View more from Florida

Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.

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(806): View more from Texas

Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep

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(256): View more from Alabama

I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.

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(708): View more from Illinois

you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises

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