it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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