So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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