I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im holly from the hills drunk
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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