you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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