friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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