Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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