problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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