It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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