its not stalking. its research.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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