i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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