did you get engaged???
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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