Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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