Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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