I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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