So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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