we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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