oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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