just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Randomize