i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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