i used baking grease as lip gloss
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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