She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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