I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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