I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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