haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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