Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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