You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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