is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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