Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm passing your future prison.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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