i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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