So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
we're so committed to being not committed
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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