Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Come share oat with me in your robe
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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