either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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