Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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