He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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