Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Two words: nipple clamps
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