sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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