He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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