I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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