Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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