i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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