Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize