I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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