I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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