Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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