I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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