what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My balls are so social today.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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