We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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