this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm both gender and math confused
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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