Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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